Monday, September 21, 2009

Oh Columbia the Gem of the Ocean (2007)

Today I gave a Social Studies quiz. Perhaps a mistake on a Monday. Perhaps a mistake any day. I did send a review sheet home, but there seems to have been a mixup somewhere along the way.


For the record, here are the true facts of history (answers all given on the same student's quiz...s/he of course, shall remain nameless to protect the uh...well, to protect everyone).


1. Who was the first President of the United States?


Apron Hand Chicken


2. Who was the sixteenth President of the United States?


Apron Hand Chicken


3. Who is the current President of the United States?


Apron Hand Chicken


4. Who is the Governor of New York State?


Apron Hand Chicken


5. What are the five boroughs of New York City?


New York, Florida, China, Africa, and North American Idol


Possibly this individual needs a review and a make-up quiz. Possibly that would be a useless endeavor. Points if you can post who Apron Hand Chicken is supposed to be.


4 comments:

  1. Everybody knows who Apron Hand Chicken is. He defeated Foghorn Leghorn at the Battle of Getty's Burger.

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  2. Getty's Burger? All this time I thought it was Betty Crocker's Burger.

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  3. Abraham Lincoln, you silly rabbit....

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